Silent - listen
                                                Jay Leno - enjoy L.A.
                                                The Morse Code - here
                                                come dots
                                                George Bush - he bugs
                                                Gore
                                                Waitress - a stew, sir?
                                                The Titanic disaster
                                                - death, it starts in ice
                                                Western Union - no wire
                                                unsent
                                                Debit card - bad credit
                                                A decimal point - I’m
                                                a dot in place
                                                Clothespins - so let’s
                                                pinch
                                                Dormitory - dirty room
                                                The eyes - they see
                                                David Letterman - nerd
                                                amid late TV
                                                Statue of Liberty - built
                                                to stay free
                                                Astronomer - moon starer
                                                Madonna Louise Ciccone
                                                - one cool dance musician
                                                The United States of
                                                America - attaineth its case: freedom
                                                Desperation - a rope
                                                ends it
                                                Sherlock Holmes - he’ll
                                                mesh crooks
                                                Conversation - voices
                                                rant on
                                                Geologist - go get oils
                                                Christmas - trims cash
                                                Action man - cannot aim
                                                A domesticated animal
                                                - docile as a man tamed it
                                                Year two thousand - a
                                                year to shut down
                                                Saddam Hussain - human’s
                                                sad side
                                                Shower time - where moist
                                                Goodby - obey God
                                                Narcissism - man’s
                                                crisis
                                                Television programming
                                                - permeating living rooms
                                                The countryside - no
                                                city dust here
                                                Clint Eastwood - old
                                                west action
                                                Ladybug - bald guy
                                                Snooze alarms - alas,
                                                no more Z’s
                                                A gentleman - elegant
                                                man
                                                No admittance - contaminated
                                                Microwave - warm voice
                                                A telescope - to see
                                                place
                                                The Apple Macintosh -
                                                machines apt to help
                                                Eleven plus two - twelve
                                                plus one
                                                Schoolmaster - the classroom
                                                A shoplifter - has to
                                                pilfer
                                                Garbage man - bag manager
 
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